Archive for the "Humor" Category
I say this jokingly with a touch of seriousness, but I find it quite attractive when a girl has an iPhone. Not sure why—maybe because there’s so much fun you can have with her; sharing photos, messaging and playing games. Here are some reasons you should date someone with an iPhone:
- I always forget my charger. My significant other would be my better half and let me borrow her plug.
- Chances are she’s a Mac girl as well!
- Constant conversations—with all the apps, you’re always connected. You could text, talk on What’s App, direct message on Twitter, email, etc. Okay, this could be a bad thing, as well.
- Really fun and easy to send (appropriate) pictures as well.
- More than likely on the same phone provider…aka “mobile-to-mobiles minutes!”
And of course the number one reason…
- You can bump!
Three things I love: Photoshop, history and Twitter. In fact, I love history so much that one of my dreams is to become a History Channel re-creation actor. What would significant people from history tweet about? I present to you my mashup of historical tweets.
I’m sure if Twitter was used in this case, our friend wouldn’t have to had ran 26.2 miles and drop dead after delivering the message. Maybe @zaibatsu could have retweeted for him.
Yo Oedipus, yo mama is yo wife! This is a great instance where a MILF is FTL!
Does the Spanish Armada ring a bell? IF someone could have replied to Alvaro, maybe things could have been different.
It’d be really funny to find this tweet when the world ends.
Zhu Xi could have used Twitter to really brand his dynasty even further…utilizing “word of mouth” marketing or “viral marketing.”
Budda could have posted a TwitPic or some geo-location to give us some more details about his enlightenment.
How ironic that the T-Rex used Seismic; an irony he wouldn’t live to enjoy (maybe in Jurassic Park).
Moses could have used Twitter to spread his message instead of spending all that time in the Desert.
